Let’s Get Uncomfortable in Public!

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Hey Snugglers,

Cam The Cuddler here, writing from Oregon.  Recently, I’ve been making people very uncomfortable.  They don’t like my public displays of platonic affection.  So guess what I will be doing more of…Yup, embracing people with my heart, out in the open.

It all started when I met a new friend at the gym.  We hit it off, and eventually met up to cuddle at a grocery store in a “community room.”  She was not a client, because I was attracted to her.  However,  I did want to show her my work, and touch her appropriately in an open space.  So I put my arm around her shoulder as we sat, and together we exchanged positive energy.  I provided light massage too, and it was all good!

Then the store manager approached us, and said we were making the customers extremely uncomfortable.  Really, we just made her feel weird, about something she didn’t know, and didn’t seek to understand first.  I said, “I’m providing platonic touch, and I just have my arm around her.  We aren’t kissing.”  She left, then came back again, and asked us to leave.  My work was done.  Good job Papa Bear…

Platonic touch, such as cuddles should be more accepted in public.  It’s an intimate form of PDA, but if we can’t touch and hug each other in an open and free society, then we have nothing as a culture.  Another part of it is, I think some weaker people simply don’t like seeing a strong man doing his thing freely.  They want to control me, and make me feel small and unconnected like them.  Not happening.

Another example of blatant stupidity happened recently at my local public pool in Seaside, Oregon.  I calmly held a girlfriend in my arms, as we melted away in the therapy pool.  It was perfect.  Then a young male lifeguard felt the need to come over and tell us smugly to “stop the PDA.”  I replied, “No, I’m a Professional Cuddler, and I’m being appropriate.”  He scurried off, and whined to the other close-minded people on duty.  And as a currently certified lifeguard myself, I was disappointed they were all watching me, instead of the water.  You have one job lifeguards, and squashing free love isn’t it.  

Next, the team of lifeguards came over and kicked us all out of the healing hot tub due to a “mechanical issue.”  Lie.  My amazing touch shut down the therapy pool, and with that the senior citizens, plus my friend and I, found something else to do.  

Bottom line:  Y’all need to get over my cuddling service to the public.  I’m not going anywhere.  You can’t grow if you don’t get uncomfortable.  It’s how you prepare for life’s uncertainties.  I feel fortunate that I’m in a position to help your personal development.  Cuddling is about that, and it’s basic self care, like a massage, but for your soul.

Thanks for visiting #cuddlelife  More blogs coming soon.  Please reach out to me with your questions, or to book a cuddling session in the Pacific Northwest and beyond.  camthecuddler@gmail.com  I’m now offering a deal on snuggling at a movie theater.  For $100 I will watch a film with you, and give you all the touch you want.  So hit me up today!

More about me – Cameron McKirdy – on SurvivalBros.com

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Cam The Cuddler Hugs on VICELAND’S Abandoned TV Show

“Like a massage for your soul,” proclaimed one Cuddlee.


Coming to a screen near you Friday 10/7/2016 at 8pm, Oregonian Cameron McKirdy appears on VICELAND’s “Abandoned” episode #5.  It’s a new travel documentary type show featuring deserted places.  I guided the VICE TV crew around our area, and shared my story.  Producers from British Columbia, Canada filmed the host, Professional Skateboarder Rick McCrank and I discussing preparations for a nuclear disaster, and a tsunami.  VICE and I took my Volkswagon van for a ride along the ocean in Long Beach, Washington looking for shelter, plus debris from the 2011 Japanese tsunami. 

Over two days we built emergency preparedness kits with ammo boxes to bury in the ground along escape routes, like I have shown on my YouTube Channel called Survival Bros.  We scavenged free health food samples from A Gypsy’s Whimsy, and purchased essential gear items to cache at more stores located in Astoria and Seaside, OR.  The #survival kit I helped McCrank build should help him endure a disaster if he keeps it close by.  I always have my emergency Go-Bag with me.

ON AIR you should see me (Cam The Cuddler) hugging people and chatting about my life as a certified professional cuddler.  Check out CuddleLife.com for more information and to read my FAQs.  I offer a platonic touch service, and I’m open to trades and donations.  Typically I get one dollar per minute to care for people.  I believe cuddling is therapeutic.   

You’ll feel safe and loved in my arms.

– Cam

Email CamTheCuddler@gmail.com to talk or book a free cuddling consultation today!  #hugs 

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Pictured is me with Abandoned host Rick McCrank in Astoria, Oregon

You can see the episode #5 “Nuclear Waste” I’m in on Amazon video by clicking HERE

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